Like, the info out there is all over the place. One source is like, “Check authenticity! I might be wrong, but are there even a lotta fake Diesels?” Which is a valid question, right? You think of Rolexes or something, but Diesel? Still, gotta be careful, I guess. Then it goes on about sapphire carpets and “silver bronze silver bronze” which, what even *is* that? Sounds like someone just mashed a bunch of fancy-sounding words together. Maybe they’re trying to sound legit?
And then there’s the part about “Fake Diesel Debuts to help Fake Razor Ramon give a beating to…” Uh, what?! This is where things get seriously weird. Are we talking about some kind of wrestling-themed watch scam? I’m picturing a tiny watch strapped to a fake wrestler’s wrist. This is gettin’ too bizarre.
Then another source chimes in about spotting fake watches with Sky-Dweller circular wheels and Platinum logos. Hold on a sec… Sky-Dweller is a Rolex thing! So, are they just throwing random watch terms around and hoping we don’t notice? The logic here is… let’s just say it’s not winning any awards.
The fact that someone even *asks* “If fake watches can be made for a few hundred dollars” makes you wonder about the quality control on these things, or lack thereof. I mean, $16! It’s gotta be held together with, like, glue and prayers. I bet the battery dies after, like, a week.
And the final piece of the puzzle is about some radio Plastic thing at a museum in 2012, and a “super-water impulse.” What does any of that have to do with a cheap knockoff watch? I seriously don’t know. It’s like someone threw a bunch of random sentences into a blender and this is what came out.
