D&G Men’s Perfume: A Totally (Un)Organized Deep Dive
So, D&G. Dolce & Gabbana. Fancy, right? And their men’s perfumes? Well, they exist. That’s my first incredibly insightful observation. Based on… absolutely nothing provided, I’m gonna *assume* they smell good. I mean, come on, it’s D&G. They wouldn’t put out some stink bomb, would they? Probably not.
Speaking of “probably not,” I just saw something about January to September. What does that have to do with cologne? Absolutely nothing, probably. Unless… maybe they have limited-edition scents based on each month? January smells like…sadness and resolutions? June smells like sunscreen and regret? August smells like that weird chlorine-y pool smell that just won’t go away? Okay, I’m getting off track.
Anyway, back to perfume. What *kind* of perfume are we talking about? I’m betting they have a whole range. The classic “The One” which I think is pretty popular? Then there’s the Light Blue which reminds me of summers. I think the “King” one is pretty bad, I don’t know why, but it’s my opinion.
I just noticed something about DirectX repair tools. What in the actual heck? Okay, maybe if your computer smells weird, *that’s* when you need a DirectX repair tool. Or, you know, Febreeze. Seriously, where did that come from? My brain is a mess.
And now we’re onto setting up D and E drives? Listen, if you’re worried about drive partitions, you’re probably not thinking about smelling nice. Unless you’re stressed out because your hard drive is full of perfume samples, and then, maybe? This is getting increasingly convoluted. I need coffee.
You know, I bet someone somewhere is using Baidu’s image search to find D&G perfume. “Hmm, I saw a bottle that looked kinda blue… let me just upload this blurry photo I took with my potato phone.” Good luck with that, buddy.
Okay, and finally, Zhejiang license plates. A-ha! A is for *Awesome* cologne, and it’s in Hangzhou! Coincidence? I think not! Okay, I’m totally joking. But honestly, at this point, anything seems plausible.
