First off, you gotta understand, the *real* fake taxi vids… they ain’t exactly documentaries. I mean, come on, who actually believes these scenarios are real? Like, “Oh hey, hop in my clearly-marked-as-a-fake-taxi car, and let’s just, um, spontaneously combust into a sex fest”? Yeah, right. More like “rolled straight out of a porno script.”
But, and this is a big BUT, people watch ’em! Like, *a lot* of people. XVIDEOS? Pornhub? They’re swimming in this stuff. And there’s a surprising variety, honestly. You got your standard “milf creampie” (ugh, the description alone makes me cringe), you got your “blue angel” (whatever *that* is supposed to be), you got the “brasileira” versions (because, you know, stereotypes).
And then you get into the weirdly specific ones. Like that “Ebony Gets Anal Fuck in London Fake Taxi HD” thing. The *HD* part just cracks me up. Like, clarity is key when you’re watching, uh… *that*. And then there’s the one about the “Fake Driving School.” Seriously? Fake *driving school*? What’s next, fake plumbing lessons that end with a bang? I swear, the creativity (or lack thereof) is astounding.
I saw one that said “This guy fucks me like a trooper in my Taxi – Female Fake Taxi.” Okay, first of all, “like a trooper”? What does that even *mean*? Are we talking disciplined and efficient? Because that’s not usually what people are going for in these videos. And, is pornhub premium really worth it? I mean, do you really *need* 1080p to appreciate the… *artistic merits*… of a fake taxi video? I’m thinkin’ no.
