First things first, don’t even THINK about winging it. This ain’t a pop quiz. You need to prep, like, seriously prep. We’re talking practicing the temperature thing, because if that fake pee ain’t body temp, they’re gonna know somethin’s up. Think about it: you’re handing them something that’s supposed to come outta *you*! It better feel right!
Now, I’ve heard Quick Fix gets good reviews. My “guy” (hypothetically, of course) swears by it. Says it’s tried and true. But here’s the kicker, even with the best fake pee, the *watching* part is what makes it a whole new ballgame.
Okay, so… here’s where it gets kinda…iffy. I mean, how close are they *really* watching? Are they right up in your grill, or just like, hanging back a bit? This is crucial! You gotta know your battlefield, ya know?
Some people suggest strapping the fake pee to your thigh with like, a hand warmer. Sounds risky AF to me, but hey, desperation makes you do crazy things. I personally think you’d need some serious ninja skills to pull that off without them noticing the bulge in your pants, but what do I know?
And for the love of all that is holy, practice beforehand! Don’t be fumbling around in the bathroom like a newbie. Get the temperature right, get the pouring down pat, and for God’s sake, don’t make any suspicious noises! You’re supposed to be, ahem, *urinating*, not wrestling an octopus under your clothes.
